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Immahboob vs TimeAndSpace-Wizard: Clash of the Titans

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Disclaimer: All characters are completely fictional and any relation to real life people is completely coincidental. ......It was quiet. ...Too quiet. The titans of our universe as we know it: Immahboob and TimeAndSpace-Wizard, were locked in a stare-down on the edge of the gas giant Malonia, and so they have been for thirteen million years. You see, these beings communicated via an ethereal method of psychic transmission, communicating over 24,000 fallacies per second. But hey, I'm just the narrator of this epic tale. Why don't you observe for yourself, as you take a peek into the inter-conscious multiverse of their minds... It was late. The sun of this particular system had already dawned on Malonia, and Immahboob was ready for his nightly self-fuck. Immahboob: "Bitch, you know what I want, but do you think I can leave this as things stand? I own you, b-b-bitch!" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Har-Har-Har... Har! It's your birthday, oh yeah, it's your birthday, uh-huh. Dude, I got no gift for a broke-ass nigga like yourself!" Immahboob: "My birthday? God... You really are something. I AM a God. I was born on the 24th December and my true name is Jesus Christ. AKA: A GOD! Jesus Christ... TimeAndSpace-Wizard: " That's actually a fallacy. Lel!" Immahboob: "HA-HA-HA-HA; lelelelelel - Don't you mean: a fallacy fallacy!?" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "More like, fallacy fallacy fallacy. Owned!" Immahboob: "OK, fuck you - your face is a fallacy!" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Ad-hominem. Textbook error, buddy. Textbook error. In other words, you are wrong, and, in actual fact, it is your face that is invalid." Immahboob: "Nice hypocrisy, there. An ad-hominem from yourself thus you are wrong. Good game." SpaceAndTime-Wizard: "Ad-infinitum, circular logic and bandwagon fallacies. Because you copied me, aren't original and are, quite clearly, repeating yourself, you are ultra wrong. A foolhardy endeavour, boob. Give it up" Immahboob: "I induce via deductive deduction that you are trying to appeal to my emotions, implying that I am a little bitch, of which you plan to take advantage of my reaction. Straw man fallacy. You just don't learn. I'm getting really pissed at you now..." TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "I win. That's it. You folks reading from your universe can go home now. The show is officially over." Immahboob: "......." Immahboob: "I'm telling my mum on you! Waaaa!~" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "......" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Waaaa!~" At this point they both left for their respective home dimensions until they met again 2 days later and had apple pie together. The sheer respect they had gained for each other through realising each others' powerful logical prowess would mark a friendship that would see them "butthurt" forevermore. But, ahem, that's a story for another day.

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