Please note that these characters are completely fictional and any relation to real people is completely coincidental.
With that said, please enjoy this prototype of the Epic and humorous Malodrama.
It was a cold and quiet night in November. A man was sitting at home grimacing at his palm-top.
AnnoKano: "Hah, Autocrat. You must believe you have surpassed me. That is just downright foolish my boy. You may have won Infinite Ryvius' favour, but I do not concede to your arrogance."
Anno was feeling restless, for he was on his period.
TheAutocrat: "Anno, stop. Yee who hath ignorance are but standing at the crossroads of disaster. Why do you misunderstand me so?"
AnnoKano: "In what way do I misunderstand you? Autocrat, if you think I will forgive you for what you have done, then you are sorely mistaken."
Hitchens had been annoyed to death. Literally. His final words were, "If anyone lives to see Autocrat give him the biggest fuck you in the world from me."
(Fortunately, the ghost of Hitchens is going to join us in the next edition of the Malodrama)
The Autocrat was hatching a plan.
TheAutocrat: "*sigh* Anno, I know your secret."
AnnoKano: "Elaborate."
TheAutocrat: "Well..."
At that moment something striking happened. *Whoosh* *crash*
Jack-Rav had came catapulting through the sky - AK47 in hand - but had had unfortunately missed his landing.
Jack-Rav: "For fuck's sake"
He was lying head-first, stuck in a garbage bin outside Auto's residence.
He dusted himself off appropriately and proceeded to further arm himself with laser optics and an ice-cream sunday.
Jack-Rav: "Well, I might as well eat this enticing ice cream snack first"
This spec-ops mission was to be a total failure. He would be arrested the subsequent morning for suspected terrorism.
Back to our main highlight, where it seems Anno and Auto are in an state of awkwardness.
AnnoKano: "How did you know?"
TheAutocrat: "Josh told me."
AnnoKano: "What you mean..."
At that moment Anno saw the tank in his head. He had hoped that he could attain true tankhood (By working out with Daedric at the Malogym). But he could not, for he was five foot-one and hopeless.
AnnoKano: "It matters not, Auto. I shall exhort Josh appropriately for this."
Post-Josh was in a boat fishing. A two man boat. In the middle of the amazon forest. Luckily, he still had his MP3 player, chick-flick magazine and his Panama hat.
Post-Josh: "*yawn* aughh... da fuq... where the fuck am I? Hope I'm not in one of those weird dreams again."
He whapped out a splif, shoved it in his gub, scratched his napper, and proceeded to cloud nine.
Post-Josh would later wake up in Antarctica. To this day no one has seen Josh, since he screwed Anno over, and dramatically set out, on his worldly endeavours...
Right thanks for reading that shite guys, hope you enjoyed it.
Autocrat out...
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