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This is the continuation of this here that I wrote the other day: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1374051 Disclaimer: All characters are completely fictional and any relation to real life people is completely coincidental. Two days had passed, and now these two beings were staring each other down again. It was different this time, though. Romance was in the air. Immahboob was twirling his fingers, holding a rose close to his chest. Immahboob: "Take it!" He extended the rose to TimeAndSpace-Wizard. TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Hm?" Immahboob: "Just take it!" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "I couldn't possibly, for no rose is more beautiful than such a delicate flower as yourself." Immahboob: "S-stop it! This isn't easy for me..." Immahboob said with his face flushed red. Immahboob: "B-but I guess... Thanks." He gave TimeAndSpace-Wizard an endearing upward glance that caught him off his toes. Immahboob: "You...~" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Hm?" Immahboob: You are beautiful~ You are beautiful~ TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "You are beautiful!~" Immahboob and TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "It's... True!~" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "When I saw your face~" Immahboob: "On the edge of the universe some place~" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "And I know what to do~" They pointed at each other and closed their eyes. Immahboob, TimeAndSpace-Wizard and ???: "Because I'll always be with you!~" They opened their eyes. ???: "Always. Yours and forever." Immahboob and TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Huh!? Who the fuck are you!?" This time they pointed at the intruder who had dropped on their parade. ???: "Why I'm Luparim, of course. The magic fairy that will grant all your wishes." Immahboob and TimeAndSpace-Wizard looked at each other sternly. Immahboob: "Let's fuck this nigga up!" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Agreed." They cracked their knuckles. Luparim: "Wait!~ I just want to grant your wish..." Immahboob: "Oh fuck you and your wish! I was about to con- I mean condemn this bitch-ass punk over here to seven shades of eternal shit in hell. What's your beef, yo?" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Pfft. Slightly delusional, Boob. Who went crying to his mum last time, huh?" Immahboob: "Tha-" Luparim: "Guys!~ Stop fighting. Why can't we all be one big happy family?" Immahboob and TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Oh fuck you, Luparim!" *smack* They clobbered him and turned him into stardust with their combined powers. Immahboob: "......" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "......" An awkward silence overcame them. Immahboob and TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Listen!" Immahboob: "No, you first." TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "No, you..." Luparim: "What about me?~" TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "How the fuck are you still alive?" Luparim: "I'm a fairy~ I can turn into pixie dust anytime~" Immahboob: "Oh fuck this shit, I'm outta here." TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "Boob, wait!" Immahboob sighed. Immahboob: "Call me later, 'kay?" He flashed TimeAndSpace-Wizard the most happy smile he could muster. TimeAndSpace-Wizard never failed to notice the bittersweet sense it had to it TimeAndSpace-Wizard: "I brought some apple pie... I thought that maybe we could share it together." Luparim: "Yay, I love apple pie~" Luparim was paid no heed this time. Immahboob walked slowly back up to TimeAndSpace-Wizard and landed him a small kiss on the cheek. Immahboob: "You're so sweet." And with that they had applied pie together. Luparim, despite being ignored, did not leave those two in the coming days, and they even learned to get along eventually. Albeit, how little that was. The two lovers would not get their wish granted, but they already had more than they could ask for in each other. THE END. ...Or so I would like to say, but they truly did meet their end when Zeus descended from their heavens fed up with their bullshit and removed them from existence. The end!

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