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Welcome back. Last time we concluded the black hair girls month. Now it’s time for a blonde girls month.
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: For some reason.
Not everything needs a proper explanation.
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: Tsubota approves of that statement.
Eww. Fine then, blonde month is for variety and fun. There, explained.
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: That aside, seems we are back to letting the girl come home.
Indeed, and she should come any time soon. *the bell rings* There! *opens the door*
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: Hello, oniichan! *hugs Zettai without shame*
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: …What?
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: Looks like my slave still likes that kinda girl.
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: Well, someone is still around…
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: You indeed are still around!
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: Glad you decided talking about me and not my sisters who get all the fame! *looks aside*
Indeed, since I really like…
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: Series has the shortand-
Please don’t use that shorthand. The first half is fine but the second means “nookie” in Spanish and together they sound like bad incest!
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: Being fair, bad incest is the name of the game in this show…
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: And mamocentrism.
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: Hey, please don’t insult my origin series! If nothing else we adapted the ending!
Right, like with Haruka Nogizaka half a year ago. That’s increasingly rare.
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: Exactly! Now cover me and please be gentle with my young body!
That sounds naughty on purpose but sure!
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: Oniichan, thanks for that!
Body
Hair
Miu has blonde hair. The series blames this on her mother having Russian heritage because that’s how genetics works. Science failures aside her hair is fairly nice, since she has twintails but still has long hair that reaches all the way to her waist easily. The ribbons with pompoms she uses for said twintails are cute too. She also has her hair down occasionally. Overall Miu has very cute hair, other than being blond.
Score: 7
Eyes
Miu has brown eyes. Brown eyes are cool and go well with her hair too. She also has sorta tsurime but not quite which looks nice. Doubt she’s ever worn glasses, but other than that her eyes are very nice.
Score: 9
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: Luckily your assistants told me about that! *wears thick red glasses* Well, oniichan?
Looks very cute!
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: Good, now raise my score further!
Sadly only canon stuff counts for this…
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: Dammit! I’m not giving up this soon!
Build
Miu does well here. She lacks measurements other than MAL ones which are often lies and slander. She looks good though, being slender and cute. Luckily she’s like Nanoha and Fate and looks more like a middle school girl than one from grade school, which makes things more bearable. It also means she changes surprisingly little by the end of the series. Being flat helps lots, and she shows off her body decently. Overall fairly solid other than some minor bad chapters.
Score: 9
Butt
Miu shows ass rarely. Not much but she does the deed. And that is good enough.
Score: 5
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: Speaking about ass…! *moons Zettai without shame*
Nice!
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: Thanks! *rubs her ass against him just like that*
Even better!
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: Then raise my ass score!
Nope!
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: Drats!
Clothes
Miu does alright here. Her fashion sense isn’t too bad, with frilly skirts and thighhighs and other cute clothes. However what gives her score would be the sukumizu she wears for one official pic. All lolis need this.
Score: 8
Mind
Personality
Miu does well here. She’s one of three sisters and nieces of Yuuta the main guy. However when the parents of the sisters die tragically Yuuta ends taking care of the three sisters somehow. The novels apparently have some drama with the reveal Miu was born from a Russian woman and shares no blood relations with her sisters and Yuuta but nonetheless she’s considered family and all the nice stuff. Sadly the anime never showed this since terrible fanservice episodes were considered more important. Boo.
Good personality though. Miu is friendly and playful, and slightly naughty which is nice too. She still cares for the others and is overall fairly likable. Perhaps not the most deep character ever but she was fun and made the series better. Too bad for the next section.
Score: 8
Reception
Miu stutters for this. She’s easily the least popular sister and arguably even less popular than Raika for bonus issues. Nothing wrong with Raika but she’s not part of the main cast, please understand. The real issue was the top popular girl outside fanart is Hina the kindergartener, and ever for fanart she still beats Miu with ease. When people prefer drawing perverse pics of the kindergartener over the naughty loli you know something has gone way too wrong. The only comfort Miu gets would be having her own spinoff, but so did the other girls and Sora and Raika have longer ones too. Miu barely ties with Hina and that’s just sad. Poor loli.
Score: 3
Libido
Miu does well here. She’s the naughty one from the cast and gets more fanservice and the like from that. Also not being related to Yuuta makes her seem marginally better than Sora for the heroines status, but still feel that the winner should have been Raika the kuudere wonder. Too bad Sora wins instead. Not cool.
Score: 7.5
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: Wait, how can you prefer having the busty older girl win?
Because Topaz liked the girl. And unclecest is not cool!
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: Hmmm… *looks convinced* Guess that Topaz guy is pretty important.
Obviously!
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: Then it’s all good!
Age
Miu does well here. She starts being 10 and four years pass during the series. That obviously makes her 15 when the series ends because math is really hard. The other girls only get four years older so clearly someone just did this for ensuring Miu missed top marks. She does go through the “top” years in the novels though. Still, this score is pretty good.
Score: 9
Voice
Eri Kitamura always sounds cute. Plus this allows for Rin Kokonoe jokes like the title shows.
Score: 8
Total: 73 - Excellent
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: Hey, not bad! Though Raika got more…
Topaz scores differently. And you bombed Reception big time. Therefore it’s not that different.
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: Good enough! Now excuse me since wanna go shopping with friends! Bye! *leaves*
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: What now?
Now it’s time for a broken Japanese foreigner with a flag jacket.
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: You could call it the union jack-et and everything! Sorry for that bad joke.
: For some reason.
Not everything needs a proper explanation.
: Tsubota approves of that statement.
Eww. Fine then, blonde month is for variety and fun. There, explained.
: That aside, seems we are back to letting the girl come home.
Indeed, and she should come any time soon. *the bell rings* There! *opens the door*
: Hello, oniichan! *hugs Zettai without shame*
: …What?
: Looks like my slave still likes that kinda girl.
: Well, someone is still around…
: You indeed are still around!
: Glad you decided talking about me and not my sisters who get all the fame! *looks aside*
Indeed, since I really like…
: Series has the shortand-
Please don’t use that shorthand. The first half is fine but the second means “nookie” in Spanish and together they sound like bad incest!
: Being fair, bad incest is the name of the game in this show…
: And mamocentrism.
: Hey, please don’t insult my origin series! If nothing else we adapted the ending!
Right, like with Haruka Nogizaka half a year ago. That’s increasingly rare.
: Exactly! Now cover me and please be gentle with my young body!
That sounds naughty on purpose but sure!
: Oniichan, thanks for that!
Body
Hair
Miu has blonde hair. The series blames this on her mother having Russian heritage because that’s how genetics works. Science failures aside her hair is fairly nice, since she has twintails but still has long hair that reaches all the way to her waist easily. The ribbons with pompoms she uses for said twintails are cute too. She also has her hair down occasionally. Overall Miu has very cute hair, other than being blond.
Score: 7
Eyes
Miu has brown eyes. Brown eyes are cool and go well with her hair too. She also has sorta tsurime but not quite which looks nice. Doubt she’s ever worn glasses, but other than that her eyes are very nice.
Score: 9
: Luckily your assistants told me about that! *wears thick red glasses* Well, oniichan?
Looks very cute!
: Good, now raise my score further!
Sadly only canon stuff counts for this…
: Dammit! I’m not giving up this soon!
Build
Miu does well here. She lacks measurements other than MAL ones which are often lies and slander. She looks good though, being slender and cute. Luckily she’s like Nanoha and Fate and looks more like a middle school girl than one from grade school, which makes things more bearable. It also means she changes surprisingly little by the end of the series. Being flat helps lots, and she shows off her body decently. Overall fairly solid other than some minor bad chapters.
Score: 9
Butt
Miu shows ass rarely. Not much but she does the deed. And that is good enough.
Score: 5
: Speaking about ass…! *moons Zettai without shame*
Nice!
: Thanks! *rubs her ass against him just like that*
Even better!
: Then raise my ass score!
Nope!
: Drats!
Clothes
Miu does alright here. Her fashion sense isn’t too bad, with frilly skirts and thighhighs and other cute clothes. However what gives her score would be the sukumizu she wears for one official pic. All lolis need this.
Score: 8
Mind
Personality
Miu does well here. She’s one of three sisters and nieces of Yuuta the main guy. However when the parents of the sisters die tragically Yuuta ends taking care of the three sisters somehow. The novels apparently have some drama with the reveal Miu was born from a Russian woman and shares no blood relations with her sisters and Yuuta but nonetheless she’s considered family and all the nice stuff. Sadly the anime never showed this since terrible fanservice episodes were considered more important. Boo.
Good personality though. Miu is friendly and playful, and slightly naughty which is nice too. She still cares for the others and is overall fairly likable. Perhaps not the most deep character ever but she was fun and made the series better. Too bad for the next section.
Score: 8
Reception
Miu stutters for this. She’s easily the least popular sister and arguably even less popular than Raika for bonus issues. Nothing wrong with Raika but she’s not part of the main cast, please understand. The real issue was the top popular girl outside fanart is Hina the kindergartener, and ever for fanart she still beats Miu with ease. When people prefer drawing perverse pics of the kindergartener over the naughty loli you know something has gone way too wrong. The only comfort Miu gets would be having her own spinoff, but so did the other girls and Sora and Raika have longer ones too. Miu barely ties with Hina and that’s just sad. Poor loli.
Score: 3
Libido
Miu does well here. She’s the naughty one from the cast and gets more fanservice and the like from that. Also not being related to Yuuta makes her seem marginally better than Sora for the heroines status, but still feel that the winner should have been Raika the kuudere wonder. Too bad Sora wins instead. Not cool.
Score: 7.5
: Wait, how can you prefer having the busty older girl win?
Because Topaz liked the girl. And unclecest is not cool!
: Hmmm… *looks convinced* Guess that Topaz guy is pretty important.
Obviously!
: Then it’s all good!
Age
Miu does well here. She starts being 10 and four years pass during the series. That obviously makes her 15 when the series ends because math is really hard. The other girls only get four years older so clearly someone just did this for ensuring Miu missed top marks. She does go through the “top” years in the novels though. Still, this score is pretty good.
Score: 9
Voice
Eri Kitamura always sounds cute. Plus this allows for Rin Kokonoe jokes like the title shows.
Score: 8
Total: 73 - Excellent
: Hey, not bad! Though Raika got more…
Topaz scores differently. And you bombed Reception big time. Therefore it’s not that different.
: Good enough! Now excuse me since wanna go shopping with friends! Bye! *leaves*
: What now?
Now it’s time for a broken Japanese foreigner with a flag jacket.
: You could call it the union jack-et and everything! Sorry for that bad joke.
