Евангелион - аниме, про которое написано и сказано уже, наверное, не меньше, чем про "Илиаду" Гомера. Зачем писать о нём ещё больше? Да ни зачем, на самом деле. Я не считаю, что данная блогозапись имеет под собой какую-либо литературную ценность; это просто-напросто моё мнение насчёт этого произведения, изложенное здесь ради удобства тех, кто им интересуется (мнением, то бишь).
Итак, сначала и по порядку. Сразу проясню, что "Еву" я смотрел, имея за плечами не так много тайтлов - около 30, но на момент написания этого отзыва их примерно 150, так что, я считаю, мне есть с чем сравнивать.
NGE, безусловно, - важный вклад в аниме-индустрию, в частности - в её популяризацию. Всё-таки нет рекламы лучшей, чем безграничная фагготрия и холивары. С другой стороны, в качестве произведения искусства, этот тайтл не является ценным ни разу. Не в том смысле, что это мусор вроде Tokyo Ghoul, а в том, что это обычная повседневность про человеческие отношения и их характеры.
Ева - не более, чем аниме про несчастного отца, несчастного от того, что сын его - тряпка и неудачник, неспособный решиться ни на какой поступок серьёзнее почёсывания яиц, или чего-то вроде того. "Ты ничего не понимаешь, это же ЕВАНГЕЛИОН! Его пилотировать очень сложно, в нём душа его матери!!!", - это всё не важно, на самом деле. Всего лишь подходящий фон для отображения худших сторон человека, вернее - главных героев.
Икари Синдзи - как упомянуто выше, неудачник и тряпка, латентный гомосексуалист и онанист. Панически боится своего отца. Почему? "Потому что иди нахер, зритель, вот почему", - даёт свой комментарий представитель Гайнакс.
Сорью Асука - малолетняя развратница, страдающая психическими расстройствами из-за детской травмы - повесившейся матери.
Мисато Кацураги - девушка не особо тяжелого поведения, пивная алкоголичка, в которой порой просыпается восточный философ в моменты особо сильной нужны в превозмогании Синдзи.
И так далее, и тому подобное.
"Это же ЧРЕЗВЫЧАЙНАЯ СИТУАЦИЯ, постапокалипсис! В таких условиях никак иначе!", - слышатся голоса в моей голове.
Моё мнение таково: ничегошеньки бы не изменилось, будь это не Токио-3, Евы и Второй удар.
Представьте себе ситуацию. Вторая мировая война. Генерал Гена Икарьев вызывает своего сына Стаса на передовую, потому, что катастрофически не хватает артиллеристов. Далее всё предоставляю вашему воображению. Что-то изменится? НЕТ!
Так что к чёрту синдром поиска глубинного смысла, толку от него ноль, а все найденные отсылки ко всяким Фаустам - не более, чем пасхалки и плоды больной фантазии создателя.
На этом всё, спасибо за внимание. Что из выше написанного - троллинг, а что - нет, думайте сами. (На самом деле, чуть менее, чем всё %) )
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ZettaiBlog 137: Princess Imouto
WARNING: BECAUSE OF REASONS I MUST TELL EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 TO GET OUT OF MY BLOG! OBEY OR I’LL BE DEFENESTRATED! ALSO BE WARY OF WILD ROAMING SPOILERS! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!
Welcome back. Last time I did a really boring blog about Riza because doing one whole month about the same series was in retrospect not the best of plans. At least this one is last, about time too.
: Hey! Are you annoyed at me or something?
Of course not, as I appreciate...
: Then what?
Just I like variety and one month of the same show is the exact opposite. Especially as most of the cast is similar. Works well in-series but for blogs it gets a tad “yeah, just mentioned this” so to say.
: Hmph. Whatever. At least with ME you should have some variety!
Of course, as you’re a wonderful loli! And you brought CAKE!
: And you better be glad someone of my status did something so menial! But since another German loli asked for it I decided to be nice.
So what kind of cake is it?
: Chocolate cake... with butt prints. From the looks of it two lolis sat on this cake and one had more fun doing that.
Sounds scrumptious. Can I have cake?
: Sure, but first you have FOOT! *kicks Zettai’s crotch after baring her feet*
AH! *falls on his knees*
: Now LICK my foot, you disgusting worthless protoplasm! *pushes one foot on Zettai’s face*
Yes, Lady Sherwood! *licks her smelly loli foot obediently*
: Good, good. These boots get sweaty on summer, so you better endure the smell and sweat! *switches foot*
That makes it even better, Lady Sherwood! *licks her other foot just as well*
: You PERVERT! Though you would make a fine servant... Bet you would like serving me over Oneesama as I fit your tastes better?
All of you are wonderful! I wanna serve all of you!
: Sigh... *facepalms* How wishy-washy of you to say that...
But I love all of you!
: Yeah, yeah... *pins Zettai down and rests her rank feet on his face* Now as punishment write my blog like this! Now!
Head
Hair
Sherwood has blonde hair, the usual in her family. Sadly her hairstyle is not as beautiful as Hime’s hair was; rather she dons a not that long ponytail. This is a rare ojou drill ponytail however, which helps but that much. Her bangs are like Reiri’s but facing instead the other side, though she also has a white pin for bonus cute points. Sadly nothing that saves her hair, which is not bad but is still unappealing.
Grade: B-
Eyes
Sherwood has red eyes like her sister. In fact both sisters have the same eye shape and the same slit pupils too, so there is that. Luckily Sherwood lacks the eyelashes, but of course she still lacks glasses. Shame, as she should match Francisca and wear some proudly. Otherwise you know how this goes by now.
Grade: A+
: Oh, how typical, as always Zettai wants all girls to wear glasses!
Huh, that is more Topaz. Not that I disagree with him on that, but stereotype us right.
: So I guess this is noooot your thiiiing! *speaks mockingly as she puts on thick black glasses like the ones Hime wore*
Looks great, Lady Sherwood! Really nice!
: Figured as much... *grins* Keep on writing!
Body
Build
Sherwood is clearly loli. This is good and not just because I like lolis, but because this adds some nice variety with the rest of the cast. Sure she looks older than her age, but since she is fairly young this works in a Nanoha and Fate sort of way. She had fairly modest breasts but still nice legs and a flat stomach. However, if Sherwood is best known for something that would be her feet! See, while Hime gives blood or flame using her fingers Sherwood uses her toes instead, and thus shows off her cute feet for this often. Is pretty nice and makes her look dommier. Sadly Sherwood does have one flaw and is the series shows her as a grown-up twice via Hime to the future. Luckily both cases are as part of serious plots so there is not much emphasis on this except briefly bringing up Sherwood is taller than her sister now. Plus we got Hime the cute middle school loli for balance, which is more than most shows would do. Still, the bad habit of making lolis grow has to stop unless is “grow” like giantesses. That should get more common.
Grade: A-
Butt
Sherwood fails to show this, unlike her peers. Shame.
Grade: D
: What? *moons Zettai just like that* Gaze at my glorious IMOUTOSHIRI!
Looks great! *stares*
: Of course! *peaches Zettai* Even better?
MMMPH! *gives thumb-up gladly*
: Good, good! Now will you raise my score?
Sorry, but only show material matters.
: Boo... *flips Zettai and sits on his back* Posture change punishment, now write some more!
Clothes
Sherwood is like her sister and only ever wears one dress. The dress is black and very similar too, only Sherwood lacks the detached sleeves and her boots are white. And being fair in the future she wears a slightly different dress that resembles more the costume used by her elder sister Sylvia instead. And that is pretty much that.
Grade: B-
Mind
Personality
Sherwood is the youngest sibling of the royal family Hime also belongs to. While some times she opposes her sister, most of the time they are shown to have a strong bond of sisterhood and can rely on each other. Which is nice, as Sherwood set her mansion at the opposite side of the hill Hime set hers on. She also has her eyes set on Hiro due to how well he performs albeit she has her own blood warrior, a panda. Bet she would get along great with another ojou that loves pandas. While she is part of the sibling battle to take the throne she is not a powerful fighter, as just resembling Fate is not good enough requirement to be able to wield huge swords, so she just gives orders. The plotline that has Hime sent to the future has Sherwood and Sylvia as sole survivors, and the future version of Sherwood roots for her sister to go back and win the thing. Despite such support Sherwood still wins, but everything works out for all three sisters so go awesome endings and all that.
As mentioned Sherwood fights by giving orders to Ryuuryuu, the panda blood warrior mentioned before, and Francisca, the meganekko robot maid on her side. She is the single meganekko in the series I think, boo! Luckily Sherwood is smart and does concoct good plans, but she can still be childish and naïve at times. In general that defines well her personality, being basically a child TDB and it shows. Nothing bad since this makes her cute, but is not as impressive as proper TDBs are. She is still very proud, of course. Too bad she lacks awesome fighting skills like the other main girls since all the awesome battling girls from the series are one of its main draws. Such things aside Sherwood is cute and charming girl, but not on Hime’s level for now.
Grade: B+
Libido
Sherwood likes Hiro, like all the girls in the cast though she is the only one younger than him which is a boon. Sadly she has the least screentime with him if mostly as overall her screentime is lower too. She comes as a dom girl in training, meaning occasionally she looks imposing, but at times kinda silly. That said I like how the standard finger blood offering Hime does in Sherwood is a toe blood offering, very likely implying you should be under her feet. Sounds good.
Grade: B
: Of course, aren’t you happy to be under my feet?
That I am, under your feet and butt is where I belong!
: Oneesama must have trained you well to say something like that!
It was another mistress...
: Oooh, think I know the one. In that case have some SOMA! *rubs her still clothed flat chest on Zettai’s face*
Feels much better than useless chest tumors! *likes it*
: You are a true man! But finish my blog now!
Age
Sherwood is 9 years old only, which hurts her score slightly. Worse, when Hime gets sent to the future, and when she later gets sent back to the future, there Sherwood is already 18, so she manages to avoid my ideal ranges twice in what we could name maybe Nanoha Syndrome as the lead trio did the same. And then Fate did worse because A-1 should be just -1 instead. Anyway Sherwood likes an older guy so thankfully she has good things too, just not enough to save her score.
Grade: C+
Voice
Ai Shimizu has a nice voice for lolis, so she works well for Sherwood as expected. Just like last week the OVA actually upgrades her to Ayana Taketatsu, who could use more good roles in good shows to balance usually lacking one or the other. And much like with Hime sadly Sherwood lacks ojou speech, oh well.
Grade: A-
Total: 71 (B-)
: What? How can I score worst of my cast?
Bad luck with age and no butt scenes. No worries, as I love you regardless.
: Hmph! You better! But, oh well, here is the cake. *puts the box on the floor and opens it, revealing the sat on cake*
Looks delicious!
: But you get no fork, as you must eat this without hands! *ties Zettai’s hands to his back*
Sure, Mistress! *eats the cake obediently*
: And this is an extra! *sits on Zettai’s nape, pushing him deeper against the rank cake*
Such a wonderful motivation... *flusters and eats the cake much faster^
: Expected as much, you filthy PERVERT!
Oh! *gets excited from Sherwood’s dommy words*
: Sigh...
Phew, done! *ate the whole cake*
: Wow, already? You really love these cakes, don’t you?
Of course, and I thank Topaz for each and every one of them!
: Hmph, you guys are silly... *as they talk two lolis with light hair walk in*
: Zettai, finally foun- Why am I not surprised you’re being abused by a loli?
: Hey, slave, how you dare? You already have a blonde dommy loli in black!
Oh, Mistress! And Chiaki, long time no see though you look different!
: And where were you the last month?
: Tracking Zettai thanks to our bond!
: Yes, the thing we casually mentioned three months ago is still relevant.
: We mentioned it, as you didn’t come...
: And for that I’m very glad.
: Still, this is MY slave so hand him back!
: No, he is ours now!
: No way, in that case I challenge you to a buttjob duel!
: Sure thing!
: Sure nothing, as we cannot show that!
: Then I’m just taking my slave back by force! *puts a leash on Zettai*
: Hey!
Ooooh, missed this.
: Good slave! Now take us home!
Yes! *gets in all fours*
: Good boy! *sits on Zettai’s back*
: Oh, fine... idiot. *sits on Zettai’s back too*
: Get going, slave! *thus Zettai marches with the lolis into the sunset*
: Wait, it was midday a minute ago, wasn’t it?
: Blame Leonard for that.
: Hmph... At least this month was fun. Now how I tell Oneesama about this incident?



















































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2015 Anime Watching Challenge
☆ Starting date: August 26, 2015
☆ Completed anime: 24
☆ Link to your list: here
☆ Difficulty: Easy
I will only be including anime I complete after my start date.
☆ Challenge list:
Type
» Watch a movie
» Watch an award-winning work
tip: check Wikipedia or AniDB for ideas
Tags
» Watch an anime with a main cast (3+ characters) of only one gender
» Watch an anime that focuses on non-romantic relationships
» Watch an anime with children in it
» Watch an anime about food, music OR art
» Watch a historical OR military anime
» Watch a slice of life OR comedy anime: Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches
» Watch a horror, sci-fi OR fantasy anime
» Watch an anime that does not take place primarily in Japan, but is still within our universe
» Watch an anime that has a main character that is a professional in his field (e.g. doctor, detective)
» Watch an anime with a character/setting that you can relate to
Adaptations
» Watch an anime adapted from a manga with a score of 8.0 or higher
» Watch an anime adapted from a novel, light novel or video game
» Watch an anime that has been adapted to live action
tip: check this club for ideas
» Watch an original anime
Stats
» Watch an anime with a score of 7.0 or below
» Watch an anime ranked in the top 300
» Watch an anime that someone on your friends' list rated a 10
Miscellaneous
» Re-watch an anime
tip: preferably something you watched early in your anime career
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Monster Musume
Okay, so like I read the manga waaayyyy back whenever the shit used to be on Fakku (if that tells you anything) and I loved it, kay? I fucking love monster girls, and you bet your ass I played monster girl quest too. BUT, I GOT SOME SHIT WITH THIS ANIME ADAPTATION
mainly, I have to treat it like a hentai because god forbid I watch this shit anywhere near other people. goddamn anime only has 3 settings: "DARLIIIINNNGGGGG" "*insert sexual noises, and compromising sounds*", and harem fights.
I'm not gonna pull any bullshit and say monster musume is like "revolutionary" or it's "got a great plot" because that's a lie and we all know why we're watching it. The anime adaptation is supposed to be at least SOMEWHAT censored since they didn't wanna make it full-blown hentai (which would have saved ME a lot of trouble, personally) but it doesn't really feel that way, which is kinda a double-edged sword???
still looking forward to monster girl titties tho
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Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is you middle name?
2. How old are you?
3. When is your birthday?
4. What is your zodiac sign?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. What's your lucky number?
7. Do you have any pets?
8. Where are you from?
9. How tall are you?
10. What shoe size are you?
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12. What was your last dream about?
13. What talents do you have?
14. Are you psychic in any way?
15. Favorite song?
16. Favorite movie?
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
18. Do you want children?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
20. Are you religious?
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
24. Baths or showers?
25. What color socks are you wearing?
26. Have you ever been famous?
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
28. What type of music do you like?
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
32. How big is your house?
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
35. Have you ever tried archery?
36. Favorite clean word?
37. Favorite swear word?
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
39. Do you have any scars?
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
41. Are you a good liar?
42. Are you a good judge of character?
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
44. Do you have a strong accent?
45. What is your favorite accent?
46. What is your personality type?
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
48. Can you curl your tongue?
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
50. Left or right handed?
51. Are you scared of spiders?
52. Favorite food?
53. Favorite foreign food?
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
55. Most used phrased?
56. Most used word?
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
58. Do you have much of an ego?
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
60. Do you talk to yourself?
61. Do you sing to yourself?
62. Are you a good singer?
63. Biggest Fear?
64. Are you a gossip?
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
66. Do you like long or short hair?
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
68. Favorite school subject?
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
71. What makes you nervous?
72. Are you scared of the dark?
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
74. Are you ticklish?
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
77. Have you ever drank underage?
78. Have you ever done drugs?
79. Who was your first real crush?
80. How many piercings do you have?
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
82. How fast can you type?
83. How fast can you run?
84. What color is your hair?
85. What color is your eyes?
86. What are you allergic to?
87. Do you keep a journal?
88. What do your parents do?
89. Do you like your age?
90. What makes you angry?
91. Do you like your own name?
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
94. What are you strengths?
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name?
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
98. Do you have any scars?
99. Color of your bedspread?
100. Color of your room?
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What is a blog again?
I've never written a blog before so this is only for experimental purposes, as my otaku self of course, but experimental nonetheless. I am currently watching bleach to which I am in love, shit is going down as there is a scandal about someone's death. I shan't be telling any spoilers as it can ruin the experience for watchers of this AMAZINGLY AWESOME KAWAII SERIES. I'd recommend it, even though I'm only on episode 48, but that's besides the point of its kawaiiness (yes that's a word, made up or not, it counts!). Just for the readers information, I am crazily insane, and this blog is being written at 2am so my mind thinks this makes sense, when it probably is actually nonsense. (That last part was intended to not make sense)
Well that was fun writing, maybe I'll countinue blogging, not sure. Oh well hope you enjoyed reading my crazy thoughts :)
~TheLazyDonut
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ZEXCS Challenge (with Valkqt)
Aku no Hana Done
Arve Rezzle
Canvas 2: Niji-iro no Sketch
Chrome Shelled Regios
Chuu Bra!! Done
Cuticle Tantei Inaba Done
D.C I & II P.S.P. Reanimated
Da Capo
Da Capo if
Densetsu no Yuusha no Densetsu
Diabolik Lovers Done
Diabolik Lovers More,Blood
Diabolik Lovers OVA
Final Approach
Fortune Arterial Done
Fortune Arterial OVA
Grownlanser IV
H2O Footprints in the Sand
Harukanaru Toki no Naka De
Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi
Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi OVA
Kikou Sennyo Rouran
Lady Jewelpet
Legend of Regios
Macademi Wasshoi!
Mamoru-kun ni Megami no Shukufuku wo!
Mangaka-san to Assistant-to Done
Mitsuwano
Mushi-Uta
Nozo x Kimi
Omamori Himari Done
Oniikoto Done
Rental Magica
Saishuu Shiken Kujira Done
Saishuu Shiken Kujira Progressive
Shounen Hollywood
Shounen Hollywood S2
Sister Princess
Sister Princess: Re Pure
Suki na Mono wa Suki Dakara Shou ga Nai!!
Sukitte ii na Yo Done
Sukitte ii na Yo OVA
Umi Monogatari
Umi Monogatari Special
Wagaya no Oinari-sama.
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Thoughts on Nisekoi
This story was pretty good up until the end where they left everything totally open ended! There is a season 2, but I read that it doesn't really resolve any of the issues in season 1. So... I don't think I will be watching this one again, even though I really liked the characters, especially Onodera, she was great, but never had the courage to actually say how she felt which was totally lame-sauce
story = 6/10
animation = 8/10
music = 7/10
characters = 8/10
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