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Welcome back. Last time Kyouka lent us her help to face the giantess wrecking crap all over only for she to be another lolihag catgirl. Go figure.
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: Slave, are you sure this is the real deal? It could be Hiyori again.
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: Most likely not, as this blog never faces the same villain twice. Except Lan.
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: Maybe we could ask? No, wait, let’s do just that! Hey, you huge tiny girl over there causing havoc, who are you exactly?
Hush!
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: Sometimes people call me Catnip or stony cat, but I am...
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: Oh, the one Riri told me about. Do you remember that arc, Zettai?
GIANT IMOUTO BUTT IN SPATS! *stares*
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: Looks like he remembers.
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: As long he never goes giant monkey he can stare at that “moon” any time as is quite the nice view, hah hah!
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: Pervert... *tries to walk away, but trips and falls backwards* Oh no!
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: Zettai, move out!
Nope... Too bust... Staring at the ass... *gets sat on by Tsukiko* Nuwaaaaaa!
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: Good, slave, now pull out an umbrella and poke her anus!
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: Not doing that... Pervert... *stands up*
Boo-hoo... *enjoyed every second of that*
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: So why are you attacking Spain on the first place?
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: Yeah, thought after all your issues with Topaz you became good again.
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: Because Zettai hates us when in theory he should like us lots instead.
Us?
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: The Evil Loves... But enough talk, Zettai. Die! *tries to stomp Zettai albeit at least is just wearing striped stockings and nothing else for footwear*
Please not! *is quickly saved by Kyouka* Thanks!
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: Now you owe the great Kyouka one!
Right, right...
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: You won’t escape! *tries to stomp on Zettai more and more*
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: So annoying! *dodges all of them*
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: Slave, do her blog and see if Blog Legacy helps.
Good idea!
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: Hah, try it if you want...
Head
Hair
Tsukiko had dark grey hair. Effectively is almost the same as black and looks still nice in general. Sadly this is the only nice thing about Tsukiko’s hair which sucks. First is quite obviously the length as Tsukiko’s hair barely reaches her shoulders and is thus fairly bad. On top of add she adds some lame sidetail which helps no matters. And of course last is how she spreads her bangs open with hair clips, but this one is less bad if nothing else. All in all her hair is kinda meh, but not terrible. For bonus notes in some pictures the hair color is more brown, though not like Tsukushi her older sister. As is expected from someone nicknamed “stony cat” in official art she wears cat ears and looks adorable. She also wears cute hats often. Both of these things help slightly.
Grade: B
Eyes
Tsukiko has blue eyes. To make them more interesting they have a gradient so the top is darker and the bottom lighter, and the anime makes this even more noticeable by using vibrant blue for the darker side. It looks pretty nice. She also has tareme but only so at first as once she casts her emotions aside it becomes more tsurime instead. Also note because of reasons her pupil is just a simple dot, hah. No glasses ever. Overall kinda decent blue eyes but nothing amazing either.
Grade: B
Body
Build
Tsukiko has a glorious loli body. While there are no measurements she is easily shorter than any of the other main girls and the lead guy Youto with ease, and her size is also pointed during measurements but we get no specifics. The main problem lies in the terrible anime adaptation, as it was made in the terrible year of- wait, sorry, it was actually made in 2013 and not 2012 as my brain was sure of. Regardless it was not exactly great, probably because JC Staff and non-crap fanservice rarely go together though nothing as bad as the current year. As such Tsukiko’s body was not featured often and there was a lot of DFC mockery and other dumb crap. Which sucks because the novel art is abso-freaking-lutely sexy! In particular Tsukiko looks amazing and very enticing with her slender stomach, her glorious flat chest with small nipples, and quite nice thighs and feet. The only thing missing is her hips could be wider, but this sadly affects everyone included the allegedly curvy Tsukushi so meh. Still, novel art is so good that going from alone Tsukiko could get a perfect score. Shame this amazing beauty got dragged down by J-Cup Staff typical idiocy even though fat floats.
Grade: A-
Butt
Tsukiko barely shows her loli ass. In fact the potential one good scene of her ass was censored so hard the DVD remained censored, and yet Youto could show his male behind in the censored version fine. No wonder he has Yuuki Kaji’s voice so boo horrible leads. The novels actually show her ass and is not bad, but honestly the ridiculously awful anime scene is hard to overcome.
Grade: C-
Clothes
Tsukiko is mostly seen in her school uniform, consisting of a white shirt with a yellow ribbon around her neck, a red plaid skirt on bottom, and finally black socks of the bad kind that leave her legs mostly exposed. Kind of sucks. In flashbacks we see her way better blazer middle school uniform, but only once. Besides that her easily top famous costume is wearing just a shirt that belongs to the lead, something I fail to see the appeal of more so if it lacks butts. Other costumes include kitty Japanese maid, cute pajamas plus various cute normal costumes in general, sukumizu, cute bikini, kitty maid with striped panties, wedding dress, cute pink and red yukata, white and green kimono of cuteness . Dragoon and red dress but also transparent for more fun, nurse, magical girl costume with crown, cute Christmas out, tennis uniform, and others. Seems despite the issues coming soon Tsukiko has quite the wardrobe.
Grade: A-
Mind
Personality
Tsukiko is originally a shy and childish girl. However this soon changes by wishing so to the cat god statue her family owns that grants wishes, and as a result she ditches at last her emotions. For “comedy” purposes male lead Youto also makes a wish as to ditch all inhibitions and be perverse whenever, but Osaka University studies prove roughly 94% of perverted male anime characters and 61% of female ones are boring terrible predictable annoyances and thus this is not very funny. But hey, the leads have to contrast and all that jazz. The series then goes into wacky plotlines regarding wishes backfiring poorly and whatnot.
As said above Tsukiko is an emotionless girl, though not for real. See, while the wish in question was to get rid of her emotions she STILL has them and is just unable to show emotions because magic. That makes her only KDEG by technicism and is actually somewhat sad. Not that she is bad at this, like she has the snarky bits down, but fakes will never beat the real deal. She has cute moments too, being a real little sister always helps with this, and is often seen eating as she makes cute sounds, though this may also be because she dislikes wasting food. Overall Tsukiko is not bad, but something terrible lurks in the next section that will explain her main issue.
Grade: C+
Libido
Tsukiko has her main problems on this. On theory she should be fine, being the cute loli main love interest and defensive of Youto sort of. The problem is Tsukiko is one of the dreaded fearsome loathsome not awesome sexuality haters, and since she knows fully everything about Youto’s perversion she sneaks into his house and destroys or simply gets rid of his porn aside from the DFC stuff which is not funny and is actually way too harsh and mean. Seriously, never understood why destroying porn is meant to be funny in any shape and way, more so since most of the shows doing this tend to be perverse and thus are basically attacking themselves for no reasons. The weirdest part is that nobody has ever destroyed a fujoshi’s yaoi despite the average fujoshi being several times more obnoxious with this fact than male perverts. Back to Tsukiko that terrible scene does not end there, as she hides in a hugging pillow to be “used” which is lame as well since girls should take charge and not let guys do everything. Or even do anything beyond pleasing girls, but anyway. At least Tsukiko is an equal opportunity sexuality hater since she also destroys Tsukushi’s family photos she adored so much but this barely helps, which is to say it does not help one bit. To be fair she also does have occasionally cute moments with Youto especially in the specials, but that is not awesome enough to give her a high score. Her silly navel trap helped though.
Grade: D+
Age
Tsukiko sadly lacks an official age, but both she and Tsukushi are in high school as is usual in anime and Tsukushi is a third year student so Tsukiko must be in the first or second year as Mahouka this is not. That makes her 15-17 so not bad. One arc also showed the ten year younger Tsukiko who was way too small sadly.
Grade: B+
Voice
Yui Ogura has one of the cutest voices ever, but much like Hiyori roles this bad only do more harm than good. Thankfully Tsukiko is not bad as her quiet speak was sorta cute and at the time Yui Ogura was not in such a quite precarious situation so one bad role only hurt so much. Plus Tsukushi was voiced by Yukarin and Yukarin and Ogura as sisters is hilarious for personal reasons.
Grade: B+
Total: 67 (B-)
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: Got 12 points more than from Topaz but still not much...
Perversion haters are terrible. At least I find your slender body beautiful.
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: And that is why you avoided that game that makes me very hungry.
Mistress, just ditch the topic as poor Topaz deserves better.
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: Yes, yes... But for answering your mistress like that tonight you will feel the wrath of my favorite dish...
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: Spicy beans and sweet potato with cauliflower?
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: That one! *licks her lips in hunger*
Oh no! *fakes worry*
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: Remind me to get earplugs... And also noseplugs...
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: While you blab about nonsense Tsukiko has been acting weird!
Well, yeah, that is nothing- *notices Tsukiko squirming her giant body around* -oh no.
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: AAAAH! *flails around, shaking her huge loli ass plenty*
Oh YEAH!
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: Zettai, be serious.
Oh, well... Tsukiko, what’s wrong?
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: After your blog I felt... different... Like if we were no longer enemies...
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: Oh, so Blog Legacy worked after all.
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: No panties can block an ass this gigantic, after all.
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: But something forces me to fight... Must be a result of the serum...
The serum?
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: A surveillance camera?
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: Yes, the one they gave me to enhance the power of my giantess form...
So that must be it... Damn it!
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: So what do we do?
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: There is a way. *teleports in*
Lady Saori!
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: Hey, I’m here too! *runs in puffing and huffing*
Haruhi!
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: Sora, Donald, Goofy!
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: Drakengard!
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: As I was saying... *hits the floor with her staff to get people’s attention* There is still something we can do.
What is it?
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: Just hit Tsukiko on the back of her neck and revert the giantess transformation.
No way, giant loli is too good to pass!
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: Aaaaah! *flails around*
...Fine, do that.
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: So who gets to do that? Can I get a Three-Dimensional Maneuver Gear and...?
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: No, if anything you should try to forget this is going on.
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: Why? This proves giants and cat people exist! AWESOME!
This is just a movie, though. Advertising nowadays is crazy.
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: Wait, Zettai, why are you- MMMPH!
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: Hush! *covers Chiaki’s mouth*
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: So a movie, huh. Thought Spanish movies had no budget.
No, what they lack is entertainment, not money.
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: That makes sense! *laughs* Unlike my movie, that was a masterpiece done cheap!
Yup, juuust like that.
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: Well, since we should get this blog moving the great Kyouka will smack up this giant lady. Anyone coming?
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: I will pray for your success. *prays*
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: And I will cheer on you! *pulls out of nowhere a Miracle Light and flails the thing like crazy*
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: Kids, don’t imitate Haruhi. But not just now, in general.
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: Oh well, at least you useless lassocks won’t get in the way... *jumps at buildings and bounces off walls to aim at Tsukiko’s neck*
Come on, Kyouka, you can do this!
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: Don’t give up!
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: Trust your instincts!
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: Uuurgh... Go... away...! *flails at Kyouka but fails*
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: And now... *goes past Tsukiko and bounces off another building towards the giant loli* ULTIMATE DOPE SLAP! *slaps the back on Tsukiko’s neck with real absolute power*
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: OWIE! *falls on her knees and shrinks back, sadly her clothes also shrinking*
We won, mistress! Yes!
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: And all thanks to my help! Now the movie will be a success!
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: And with far less bloodshed than usual, too.
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: Sorry for this pathetic showing... But the other girls dragged me into this mess.
Why?
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: Something about “making sure we get the theme right” or something.
Sounds weird. So can you guide me on where these people are?
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: No, because I was kept on the dark... *pulls out a riceball from her pocket and eats calmly* Munch, munch. But I think the next enemy is an ojou.
An ojou, eh? Time to hit all the schools for rich girls nearby!
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: So the Friday night plan early?
Basically. For no reason we can start with the Saint Odessa School for Girls!
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: Yeah, surely being down the street has nothing to do.
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: Why are all of these things in Spain now...?
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: A wizard did it.
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: Said the wizard who did it...
Alright then! To the school from before!
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: This plan is so dumb it will not work... Most likely.
: Slave, are you sure this is the real deal? It could be Hiyori again.
: Most likely not, as this blog never faces the same villain twice. Except Lan.
: Maybe we could ask? No, wait, let’s do just that! Hey, you huge tiny girl over there causing havoc, who are you exactly?
Hush!
: Sometimes people call me Catnip or stony cat, but I am...
: Oh, the one Riri told me about. Do you remember that arc, Zettai?
GIANT IMOUTO BUTT IN SPATS! *stares*
: Looks like he remembers.
: As long he never goes giant monkey he can stare at that “moon” any time as is quite the nice view, hah hah!
: Pervert... *tries to walk away, but trips and falls backwards* Oh no!
: Zettai, move out!
Nope... Too bust... Staring at the ass... *gets sat on by Tsukiko* Nuwaaaaaa!
: Good, slave, now pull out an umbrella and poke her anus!
: Not doing that... Pervert... *stands up*
Boo-hoo... *enjoyed every second of that*
: So why are you attacking Spain on the first place?
: Yeah, thought after all your issues with Topaz you became good again.
: Because Zettai hates us when in theory he should like us lots instead.
Us?
: The Evil Loves... But enough talk, Zettai. Die! *tries to stomp Zettai albeit at least is just wearing striped stockings and nothing else for footwear*
Please not! *is quickly saved by Kyouka* Thanks!
: Now you owe the great Kyouka one!
Right, right...
: You won’t escape! *tries to stomp on Zettai more and more*
: So annoying! *dodges all of them*
: Slave, do her blog and see if Blog Legacy helps.
Good idea!
: Hah, try it if you want...
Head
Hair
Tsukiko had dark grey hair. Effectively is almost the same as black and looks still nice in general. Sadly this is the only nice thing about Tsukiko’s hair which sucks. First is quite obviously the length as Tsukiko’s hair barely reaches her shoulders and is thus fairly bad. On top of add she adds some lame sidetail which helps no matters. And of course last is how she spreads her bangs open with hair clips, but this one is less bad if nothing else. All in all her hair is kinda meh, but not terrible. For bonus notes in some pictures the hair color is more brown, though not like Tsukushi her older sister. As is expected from someone nicknamed “stony cat” in official art she wears cat ears and looks adorable. She also wears cute hats often. Both of these things help slightly.
Grade: B
Eyes
Tsukiko has blue eyes. To make them more interesting they have a gradient so the top is darker and the bottom lighter, and the anime makes this even more noticeable by using vibrant blue for the darker side. It looks pretty nice. She also has tareme but only so at first as once she casts her emotions aside it becomes more tsurime instead. Also note because of reasons her pupil is just a simple dot, hah. No glasses ever. Overall kinda decent blue eyes but nothing amazing either.
Grade: B
Body
Build
Tsukiko has a glorious loli body. While there are no measurements she is easily shorter than any of the other main girls and the lead guy Youto with ease, and her size is also pointed during measurements but we get no specifics. The main problem lies in the terrible anime adaptation, as it was made in the terrible year of- wait, sorry, it was actually made in 2013 and not 2012 as my brain was sure of. Regardless it was not exactly great, probably because JC Staff and non-crap fanservice rarely go together though nothing as bad as the current year. As such Tsukiko’s body was not featured often and there was a lot of DFC mockery and other dumb crap. Which sucks because the novel art is abso-freaking-lutely sexy! In particular Tsukiko looks amazing and very enticing with her slender stomach, her glorious flat chest with small nipples, and quite nice thighs and feet. The only thing missing is her hips could be wider, but this sadly affects everyone included the allegedly curvy Tsukushi so meh. Still, novel art is so good that going from alone Tsukiko could get a perfect score. Shame this amazing beauty got dragged down by J-Cup Staff typical idiocy even though fat floats.
Grade: A-
Butt
Tsukiko barely shows her loli ass. In fact the potential one good scene of her ass was censored so hard the DVD remained censored, and yet Youto could show his male behind in the censored version fine. No wonder he has Yuuki Kaji’s voice so boo horrible leads. The novels actually show her ass and is not bad, but honestly the ridiculously awful anime scene is hard to overcome.
Grade: C-
Clothes
Tsukiko is mostly seen in her school uniform, consisting of a white shirt with a yellow ribbon around her neck, a red plaid skirt on bottom, and finally black socks of the bad kind that leave her legs mostly exposed. Kind of sucks. In flashbacks we see her way better blazer middle school uniform, but only once. Besides that her easily top famous costume is wearing just a shirt that belongs to the lead, something I fail to see the appeal of more so if it lacks butts. Other costumes include kitty Japanese maid, cute pajamas plus various cute normal costumes in general, sukumizu, cute bikini, kitty maid with striped panties, wedding dress, cute pink and red yukata, white and green kimono of cuteness . Dragoon and red dress but also transparent for more fun, nurse, magical girl costume with crown, cute Christmas out, tennis uniform, and others. Seems despite the issues coming soon Tsukiko has quite the wardrobe.
Grade: A-
Mind
Personality
Tsukiko is originally a shy and childish girl. However this soon changes by wishing so to the cat god statue her family owns that grants wishes, and as a result she ditches at last her emotions. For “comedy” purposes male lead Youto also makes a wish as to ditch all inhibitions and be perverse whenever, but Osaka University studies prove roughly 94% of perverted male anime characters and 61% of female ones are boring terrible predictable annoyances and thus this is not very funny. But hey, the leads have to contrast and all that jazz. The series then goes into wacky plotlines regarding wishes backfiring poorly and whatnot.
As said above Tsukiko is an emotionless girl, though not for real. See, while the wish in question was to get rid of her emotions she STILL has them and is just unable to show emotions because magic. That makes her only KDEG by technicism and is actually somewhat sad. Not that she is bad at this, like she has the snarky bits down, but fakes will never beat the real deal. She has cute moments too, being a real little sister always helps with this, and is often seen eating as she makes cute sounds, though this may also be because she dislikes wasting food. Overall Tsukiko is not bad, but something terrible lurks in the next section that will explain her main issue.
Grade: C+
Libido
Tsukiko has her main problems on this. On theory she should be fine, being the cute loli main love interest and defensive of Youto sort of. The problem is Tsukiko is one of the dreaded fearsome loathsome not awesome sexuality haters, and since she knows fully everything about Youto’s perversion she sneaks into his house and destroys or simply gets rid of his porn aside from the DFC stuff which is not funny and is actually way too harsh and mean. Seriously, never understood why destroying porn is meant to be funny in any shape and way, more so since most of the shows doing this tend to be perverse and thus are basically attacking themselves for no reasons. The weirdest part is that nobody has ever destroyed a fujoshi’s yaoi despite the average fujoshi being several times more obnoxious with this fact than male perverts. Back to Tsukiko that terrible scene does not end there, as she hides in a hugging pillow to be “used” which is lame as well since girls should take charge and not let guys do everything. Or even do anything beyond pleasing girls, but anyway. At least Tsukiko is an equal opportunity sexuality hater since she also destroys Tsukushi’s family photos she adored so much but this barely helps, which is to say it does not help one bit. To be fair she also does have occasionally cute moments with Youto especially in the specials, but that is not awesome enough to give her a high score. Her silly navel trap helped though.
Grade: D+
Age
Tsukiko sadly lacks an official age, but both she and Tsukushi are in high school as is usual in anime and Tsukushi is a third year student so Tsukiko must be in the first or second year as Mahouka this is not. That makes her 15-17 so not bad. One arc also showed the ten year younger Tsukiko who was way too small sadly.
Grade: B+
Voice
Yui Ogura has one of the cutest voices ever, but much like Hiyori roles this bad only do more harm than good. Thankfully Tsukiko is not bad as her quiet speak was sorta cute and at the time Yui Ogura was not in such a quite precarious situation so one bad role only hurt so much. Plus Tsukushi was voiced by Yukarin and Yukarin and Ogura as sisters is hilarious for personal reasons.
Grade: B+
Total: 67 (B-)
: Got 12 points more than from Topaz but still not much...
Perversion haters are terrible. At least I find your slender body beautiful.
: And that is why you avoided that game that makes me very hungry.
Mistress, just ditch the topic as poor Topaz deserves better.
: Yes, yes... But for answering your mistress like that tonight you will feel the wrath of my favorite dish...
: Spicy beans and sweet potato with cauliflower?
: That one! *licks her lips in hunger*
Oh no! *fakes worry*
: Remind me to get earplugs... And also noseplugs...
: While you blab about nonsense Tsukiko has been acting weird!
Well, yeah, that is nothing- *notices Tsukiko squirming her giant body around* -oh no.
: AAAAH! *flails around, shaking her huge loli ass plenty*
Oh YEAH!
: Zettai, be serious.
Oh, well... Tsukiko, what’s wrong?
: After your blog I felt... different... Like if we were no longer enemies...
: Oh, so Blog Legacy worked after all.
: No panties can block an ass this gigantic, after all.
: But something forces me to fight... Must be a result of the serum...
The serum?
: A surveillance camera?
: Yes, the one they gave me to enhance the power of my giantess form...
So that must be it... Damn it!
: So what do we do?
: There is a way. *teleports in*
Lady Saori!
: Hey, I’m here too! *runs in puffing and huffing*
Haruhi!
: Sora, Donald, Goofy!
: Drakengard!
: As I was saying... *hits the floor with her staff to get people’s attention* There is still something we can do.
What is it?
: Just hit Tsukiko on the back of her neck and revert the giantess transformation.
No way, giant loli is too good to pass!
: Aaaaah! *flails around*
...Fine, do that.
: So who gets to do that? Can I get a Three-Dimensional Maneuver Gear and...?
: No, if anything you should try to forget this is going on.
: Why? This proves giants and cat people exist! AWESOME!
This is just a movie, though. Advertising nowadays is crazy.
: Wait, Zettai, why are you- MMMPH!
: Hush! *covers Chiaki’s mouth*
: So a movie, huh. Thought Spanish movies had no budget.
No, what they lack is entertainment, not money.
: That makes sense! *laughs* Unlike my movie, that was a masterpiece done cheap!
Yup, juuust like that.
: Well, since we should get this blog moving the great Kyouka will smack up this giant lady. Anyone coming?
: I will pray for your success. *prays*
: And I will cheer on you! *pulls out of nowhere a Miracle Light and flails the thing like crazy*
: Kids, don’t imitate Haruhi. But not just now, in general.
: Oh well, at least you useless lassocks won’t get in the way... *jumps at buildings and bounces off walls to aim at Tsukiko’s neck*
Come on, Kyouka, you can do this!
: Don’t give up!
: Trust your instincts!
: Uuurgh... Go... away...! *flails at Kyouka but fails*
: And now... *goes past Tsukiko and bounces off another building towards the giant loli* ULTIMATE DOPE SLAP! *slaps the back on Tsukiko’s neck with real absolute power*
: OWIE! *falls on her knees and shrinks back, sadly her clothes also shrinking*
We won, mistress! Yes!
: And all thanks to my help! Now the movie will be a success!
: And with far less bloodshed than usual, too.
: Sorry for this pathetic showing... But the other girls dragged me into this mess.
Why?
: Something about “making sure we get the theme right” or something.
Sounds weird. So can you guide me on where these people are?
: No, because I was kept on the dark... *pulls out a riceball from her pocket and eats calmly* Munch, munch. But I think the next enemy is an ojou.
An ojou, eh? Time to hit all the schools for rich girls nearby!
: So the Friday night plan early?
Basically. For no reason we can start with the Saint Odessa School for Girls!
: Yeah, surely being down the street has nothing to do.
: Why are all of these things in Spain now...?
: A wizard did it.
: Said the wizard who did it...
Alright then! To the school from before!
: This plan is so dumb it will not work... Most likely.