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I EAT. I WATCH.

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You know what, there's nothing more beautiful than a bowl of cheetos, chocolate ice cream on the side; relaxingly sittin' on your favorite spot, and watching first episode of your pirated anime, lol. What's more to life than this? When a jerk tells you "Ummm..excuse me, have you ever heard of social life" I'm like..that's what she said..you suck anyway. Come on! I know, you know..you're just like me. Sometimes we all need to spice things up, it gets boring you know. So here's my lovely list of particular food you should eat when watching a specific genre. You can probably find some of these..stashed in your fortress of solitude. tadadaddadada!! tadadadada!!
10 'some' food you should eat while watching anime!
1. Romance Get ready and fabulously plunge to your overused bed with a heartflatterring romance series and slowly hold tight to your Sebastian Mechaelis pillow. And munched to a mouthful of Crepe and the rest is history. Yes, I repeat..Crepe is the right food for romance series, its sweet and yummy. It takes a while to make one but it's worth it, believe me. I've been there too many times ;)
~CREPE~
If you never had Crepe..let me ask you dizzz, what have you been doing with your life?
2. Horror My favorite genre ever, I recommend you take whatever food you have in your refrigerator because you know shiiiiiit is going down!!!
~WHATEVER FOOD YOU CAN FIND~
No expired food though. No dying in my watch! I'm serious.
3. Action Popcorn and softdrinks. Or large pizza or unhealthier the better, trust me on this. The bad food you putting in your mouth, it keeps you fueled..which making you more engrossed with excitement and 100% able to finish the series in one sitting. Who wouldn't want that?
Remember, take notes..the unhealthier the better.
~POPCORN, PIZZA, FRIES, SOFTDRINKS, ANY UNHEALTHY JUNK~
4. Sci-fi Imagine youself swimming in a bowl of cereal, embrace the cereal in you, inhale and exhale.You done? Okay, get a real cereal and milk..pour it up in a bowl and walaaa!! you're ready to go.
~MILK AND CEREAL~
5. Hentai!! Obviously if you're a female then banana is for you, that's it. Just banana. It might sound strange at first but you gotta let it go..you gotta let it go, girl. As a Male..also banana is for you, you know..if you feel kind of itchy down there *winks* Btw don't forget donuts in case you don't go that way.
~BANANA AND DONUTS~
Here's a lovely picture of banana in case you don't know what banana is.
6. Yaoi Long neck, big hands, tantalizing faces, sexy ass men seducing little boys.. just kidding. Yaoi, yaoi, yaoi yaoi..there's so much to yaoi than a story about a boy getting laid by men, or men getting laid by men. Anyways, I would say the right food to make your experience more naughtier is, spicy food..dont you dare make excuses!! Find some big ass hot sauce and shove it in your water. Make it hot..hot..hot.
~SPICY FOOD~
7. Yuri Any type of desserts would be the best food to honor those yuri lovers, its creamy, its sweet, its pretty to look at and of course it's hella good. It's enough to make you crazzzyyyy and be diagnosed as diabetic. For me I would go for ice cream or cake because they're easily bought here in my place.
~CAKE, ICE CREAM, ETC~
8. Historical Cookies and Tea because we're spiritually classy ass human being. I prefer black tea because it taste strong and it smells strong, I like it strong ;) if you know what I mean. *clears throat* Going back to the real issue here, I mean tea bags would be the best choice for you if you're new to tea stuff.
~TEA AND COOKIES~
9. Harem Create the most digusting food you wouldn't want to eat ever, for example; mayonaise, ketchup, hot sauce, soy sauce and ice cream mixed together. For sure, it'll taste like shhhhiiiiii*t, good luck with'ya experiment. Warning: DO NOT KILL YOURSELF. You wouldn't want your babes crying in your funeral.
~CREATE THE MOST DISGUSTING FOOD~
10. Slice of life Oh..oh..oh..life wouldn't be any good without a slice of pie. Yes, you heard me, I mean you read me. I think this kind of genre shouldn't be watched alone and with the Pie on your side, things will be alright.
~A SLICE OF PIE~
Thanks for reading! Hope you eat a lot after this xD

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